AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: Fan Collective's blogs from [as]
DATE: 05/12/2007 06:37:07
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Aww, come on... [March 09, 2006]
Aww, come on...
You know you want the rest of your alts to stalk me too.
[I now have two three stalkers.]
And then... [March 12, 2006]
...there were four.
(And when I log in again, there will probably be 5.)
[Currently four stalkers.]
**throws out candy** [April 02, 2006]
Stalkers like candy, right? It's either that or dog kibble.
[OMG!! 5!]
You know... [April 02, 2006]
Sometimes, I have to remember if I'm stalking myself. I know I'm not on this account. It's too fun to see how many people will take the bait and stalk me. :D
Have fun reading my boring blog entries. It will most likely be updates of how many stalkers I have and I'm sure some are just alts of friends or acquaintances on the boards.
**plants FC stalker seeds**
Grow minions, GROW!!!!
A propping I will go... [April 03, 2006]
I think I should just go and randomly prop people.
....
Starting with the admins and mods. :O
I lost one... [May 03, 2007]
I lost a stalker. I'm back down to 4.
I don't use this name to its full potential.
"They're going to take me away.." [May 11, 2007]
What good is this alt anymore? =(
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Discontinued
DATE: 04/22/2007 10:07:47
STATUS: publish
BODY:
This has been quite the task in doing. Much raw html (since this blog doesn't like formatting really well) and much time and energy has been put into this. But, as all things do, this has come to an end. Not a very long stint, I know, but it was nice while it lasted. I want to thank all of those who came to read the bumps and especially thank comedyswimfan089 for his tireless work getting me the images week after week.
Video bumps can still be found at
www.bumpworthy.com and viewer bumps are still posted on [adult swim]'s message board (look in the "
Williams Street Culture" section). Individual bump transcripts can be requested in the "
General Bump Discussion" thread in Williams Street Culture as well. Note: Only within the week of it airing.
Thanks a bunch!
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, April 08, 2007
DATE: 04/11/2007 09:26:40
STATUS: publish
BODY:
[Discontinued]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, April 01, 2007
DATE: 04/04/2007 10:59:25
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Now
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON
MOVIE FILM FOR THEATERS
TELEVISION
Airing complete with
commercial interruptions.
We hope you like it enough
to pay to see it again
[adult swim]
=====
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Dear Adult Swim:
Whats in your frig?
[Vomitose]
*One slice of cheese
=====
Our sister is useless
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
In a bump nearly
two months ago,
You stated that you were reading
"The Road" by Cormac McCarthy.
Now in the latest edition
of Oprah's book club,
[VicodinEs]
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Completely
out of control
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
I really hate using the Wii in P.E.
because the DAMNhhhh new kids always
ruin the game for everyone else
because they don't play correctly.
[Kinnolo]
=====
They look
comfortable as hell
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
=====
That's right there
what you call a[montage of the ATHF:MFFT poster]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
why have chunks
of my favorite tv programming
been replaced with commercials?!?
[melanielynnXo]
=====
Seen this
somewhere before
=====
[missing card]
=====
just standing there,
won't do no more[missing card]
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Dear Adult Swim:
My senior prom is the exact same night
as the opening of ATHF Colon Movie.
What should I do?
[Dwimmertlk]
Ask the Aqua Teen Movie
out to your prom
Then you can bump and
grind and rub all on her
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Look at that glacier
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
What's the difference between
bumps and promos?
[Lord_Dolmus]
Promos promote
something
=====
if you miss[major whoring of all images above]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, March 25, 2007
DATE: 03/28/2007 06:42:54
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Attention Everyone
We have your hot new
Famawesome Jobmolemen
10:30/11:45/12:00
Three new shōz
If this open makes
any sense to you
You're our kind
of people
[adult swim]
=====
New names for Golf Courses
| * | Death From Above |
| * | Little Raper |
| * | The Giant Horse Fly |
| * | Whacky Pants |
| * | Gripped Ankles |
Which of these would
you be a member of?
| * | Death From Above |
| * | Little Raper |
| * | The Giant Horse Fly |
| * | Whacky Pants |
| * | Gripped Ankles |
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
I would like to burn someone
on global television.
Dear PT Platinum of
Wright County Minnesota
You cannot rap
living in cities
does not make you gangsta
[AS4evrmthafckas]
Ohhhh - burnnnnn!
[adult swim]
=====
Show Horoscopes
Sadly, no one will be there to see it.
[adult swim]
=====
In one week:
Roller Coaster Theory No. 2
Double Family Guy
after Futurama
Bigger first hill means
more momentum all night
[adult swim]
=====
Show Horoscopes
Loveless relationships abound with
relatives due to abusive home life
but you are destined to be popular
and famous the world over.
[adult swim]
=====
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great job! - Anniversary
NEW Saul of the Mole Men - IC-CAWWWW
[adult swim]
=====
Television was supposed to be a national park
Instead, it has become a money machine.
- Fred W. Friendly
U.S. National Parks 2006
operating Budget: |
$2.2 Billion |
Give us that much and we'd have
better special effects than geysers
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
Is the new show pronounced
Blood And..., Blood Plus,
or Blood Positive?
I hate to sound stupid when
I'm talking down to Anime geeks.
[BEMaven]
It's pronounced
Bludee Pleux
[adult swim]
=====
=====
ATHF Movie Soundtrack
In stores April 10th
| Killer Mike |
| Mastodon |
| 9 Lb Hammer |
| Now Playing > | Unearth |
Captain Marketing says:
"It's edgy young and alternative!'
[adult swim]
=====
Starbucks has started
a record label
and signed Sir Paul McCartney
as their first artist.
We see their label and
raise them a band.
Williams Street Recrods
is now in business
with Dethklock as
our first artist.
Choke on that
coffee clowns.
[adult swim]
=====
This is some sweetness
from the best record
J Dilla ever made
[and that's saying a lot]
"Ruff Draft"
Now available from our
buddies at Stones Throw
Pick it up and
hook up Ma Dukes
She's got bills to pay.
[turn it up]
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Calvert DeForest
[Larry "Bud" Melman]
1921-2007
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Dear Adult Swim:
Please tell me that Saul of the Mole Men
is being adapted into
a point and click adventure game.
Tell me real slow.
[I_AM_Guy_Shafor]
Saul of the Mole Men is being adapted
into a point and click adventure game
It's not, but that's what
you wanted to hear.
[adult swim]
=====
Two weeks ago we got rid
of opinions and award shows
The results?
Staggering.
This week we're getting rid
of Breeders in Training
Why don't you clones migrate back
to your suburban apartment holes?
Take your "In Town Loft Living"
jackhammered pre-fab nonsense
up and out of
our downtown bliss.
[thanks]
=====
Shin Chan is coming back
some time next month
but we're colon
left-parentheses
: (
because two of our
favorite people Sara and Evan
weren't involved in the
writing this time around
We too found out
about this on a website
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Eureka Seven - 260,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 3/17/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Blood + | 384,000 |
| Bleach | 378,000 |
| The Boondocks | 347,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 1,250,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 3/18/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Family Guy | 1,240,000 |
| Robot Chicken | 905,000 |
| Aqua Teen | 762,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, March 18, 2007
DATE: 03/19/2007 07:31:41
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Live it up babies
With your
semi-favorite shows
Supercalifragilisticexpiali
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohocious
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
can some one tell me what happened
on the first episode [of Blood+]
because i missed it.
[adultswimfan4life]
Sure.
Helicopter - Pifemw Pifemw Pifemw - Grr Growl - Oh look I'm a monster
Wait there's a girl - Slash Kaslash Slash Spray on noo she's killing me
Ra la la 800M Ra la la 800M - Ahhhh noo WXXXXsssSSSsssss dead
[credits]
I'm in high school ya talking talking oh hey guy - Vroooooooooooooooom
Talking talking - Hey look there's a man with a cello what's that about
Wait I left my shoes - Oh hey teacher let's walk in this dark scary place
Crunch scream RAWR I'm a vampire thing monster - Nooooooo running
Hey look I'm that guy from before from the place - Woooooooooooooooooosh
Fight WApam Wapam Wapam Fighting - Hey stop no no, well okay - Making out
Flashbacks - ROAR - Ooooooh you in trouble now boy my eyes are red
Slink Screeeeewwwww KKKKSSSSSHHHHH splop SHSHshiiiiiwwwwwnn
Talking Talking - Annnnnd [fin]
[adult swim]
=====
New on our winnernet
Definitive Jux
and Williams St. present
Definitive Swim
10 free bits of ear candy
Just waiting to be
downloaded and set to loop.
Do it.
[adultswim.com]
=====
Please hold on
Hang on for eyelinks
Please hold on
Hang on for eyelinks
Please hold on
We would like to redirecting
your eyeballs to our pieholes
Please hold on
Hang on for eyelinks
Please hold on
Hang on for eyelinks
Please hold on
Hang on for eyelinks
We're fixing to browse
all up in Family Manguy
www.enjoythishere.com
[adult swim]
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Dear Adult Swim
If Williams Street was like Wall Street
and all of Adult Swims shows were Stocks,
Which shows do you think
would be the most profitable?
[Metal-Helion]
Off the top of our heads
we'd say these:
[adult swim]
=====
The sun never rises on
The Adult Swim Empire
Check It:
Need some help in
Africa and Asia
[adult swim]
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Family Guy - Bill and Peter's Bogus Adventure
NEW Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Abstintence
NEW Saul of the Mole Men - What's Happening Down There
[adult swim]
=====
Beatings are coming
You know who you are
You know what you did
You know why we do it
So don't cry about it
You clown-show babies
Because beatings are coming
[adult swim]
=====
Upcoming games
on AdultSwim.Com
Five Minutes to Kill Yourself
[march]
Orphan Feast
[april]
Bible Fight
[may]
No seriously
those are the titles
[adult swim]
=====
Aqua
Teen
Hunger
Force
Colon
Movie
Film
For
Theaters 04.13.07
=====
=====
Do you love this show?
Then why don't you
go own it?
TEASGJ s now for sale
on the iTunes
So buy it there until
we juice you for the DVD
Only $2 per episode
which comes to just
13�� a minute
That's super cheap
for so much Chippy
[adult swim]
=====
=====
=====
Hey SuperDeluxe!
You are SuperWelcome
for all these SuperFree ads
we've been
SuperRunning
all SuperFuckinghhhhhh week!
Now where are the steaks, honey?
We SuperCan't find them.
[secret weapon]
=====
We asked Matt and Adam
what the people needed to know
about their show
Frisky Dingo
This is what they said:
Frisky Dingo
Next
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Futurama - 427,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 3/10/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Eureka Seven | 260,000 |
| Bleach | 253,000 |
| Oblongs | 245,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Robot Chicken - 600,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 3/11/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Family Guy | 1,250,000 |
| Robot Chicken | 1,068,000 |
| Aqua Teen | 937,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, March 11, 2007
DATE: 03/12/2007 07:49:26
STATUS: publish
BODY:
This is The Open
Assume The Entertainment
Fetal Position
New FG/SOTMM/TEASGJ
10:30 11:45 12:00
Please remain in
The Fetal
until the block comes
to a complete stop.
[adult swim]
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Dear Adult Swim:
Where the hell is the Blood+ promo?
You gave a bump, but normally there's an ad
to accompany the premier of a new show.
[Ayria]
Dear Ayria:
If anime did better ratings-wise,
then amybe [adult swim] would be willing
to put more money into advertising it.
[I_am_Jacks_STD]
We didn't say it.
[adult swim]
=====
We were going to premiere
Berserk at 2AM
But then the time police
pointed out the following:
Daylight Savings begins
this morning at 2AM
So remember to Spring Back
to 1AM and miss the show
Or is it Spring Forward?
We can never keep
that shithhh straight!
Ha ha!
[adult swim]
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Attention Marvel Comics
Y'all some idiots
You don't kill off Captain America
to make deep political statements
IT'S A DAMNhhhhh COMIC BOOK!!
Stan Lee would never have pulled
a New Coke maneuver like this
P.S. Neil Gaiman already
has the deep statements covered.
[adult swim]
=====
We're tired of people
getting to have opinions
This includes us.
And we're tired of people
winning awards.
Hear this Blog Clowns
and Red Carpet Monkeys
The Age of Eaters is over.
Doesn't that feel better?
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
I challenge anyone at [as] who is
scheduling crappy worthless comedies
on the saturday night block to a fight.
[Gaynor79]
If you can get you mommy
to drive you to Williams Street
we'll be happy to meet you
on the roof little man.
Fight Club
[adult swim]
=====
Party in Austin
Y'all are invited
RSVP to the email
[adult swim]
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Family Guy - Airport '07
NEW Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Stop
NEW Saul of the Mole Men - Moustache Ride
[adult swim]
=====
Robot Chicken Double
Double Down
This week starts a double dip of
the Chick Chick at Midnight
One half hour of
stop + motion = madness
so awesome it will
melt your face off
We may have overstated
things a bit there at the end
[adult swim]
=====
"I wish America would just be honest.
America is sick...America loves
violence and sex."
-David Banner
We love David Banner
and His Sick American Beats
[like this one]
=====
ATHF Movie Promo # 4000
[in a series of 8000]
T-minus a little over a month
till the new ATHF movie
Aqua Teen COLON COLON COLON Movie
Aqua Teen : : : Movie
Aqua Teen ::: Movie
Call a friend
and tell 'em
Pick up the phone
dial and then scream:
AQUA COLON IN THEATERS
APRIL 13TH BEYOTCH
Seriously, do that.
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
I am sick with [adult swim]
I also have extended text
to describe to you how angry I am
That is way
too small to read
Please resubmit.
[adult swim]
=====
=====
British scientists are sending
a robot named Toby
to study a gigantic unexplainable
hole in the Earth's crust
Adult Swim notified teh British
of Project Thunderhole
and suggested a linkup point
be chosen soon
They laughed and hung up
Had to be the
language barrier
Here's Saul
[adult swim]
=====
Tom Goes to the Mayor
has DVD trix for you pre-tax $s
Three discs containing
all 30 episodes
In a new collector's set
hitting the streets April 3rd
That's *counts* 11
Twelve days before
the tax man cometh
Give your cash to us
instead of the guvment.
[adult swim]
=====
Do you love this show?
Then why don't you
go own it?
TEASGJ s now for sale
on the iTunes
So buy it there until
we juice you for the DVD
Only $2 per episode
which comes to just
13�� a minute
That's super cheap
for so much Chippy
[adult swim]
=====
Nickelodeon is lending
its name to a theme park
at The Mall of America
in Minnesota.
400 stores, 12,000 employees and
35-40 million visitors each year.
Gross.
We'll lend our name
to a pony ride
right outside a
closed Winn Dixie
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim**
After watching Squidbillies, I'm guessing
that maybe Williams Street is a little southern?
Do you guys drink southern comfort?
And like pro wrestling?
[Ronin356]]
More bourbon
and Faulkner
than NASCAR
and 'rasslin.
[adult swim]
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Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Bleach - 317,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 3/3/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Futurama | 427,000 |
| Trinity Blood | 358,000 |
| Bleach | 312,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 1,082,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 3/4/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Robot Chicken | 600,000 |
| Family Guy | 589,000 |
| Aqua Teen | 539,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim] =====
** - This bump had an over-dub saying:
"
Southerners generally break up words with single vowels into double vowels or diphthongs, so that the pronunciation of words like, 'yes' and 'glad' come close to sounding like: "
Prefuse 73's 'One Word Extinguisher' called, appropriately enough, "Southerners (Interlude)"
Thanks NumyMufn
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, March 04, 2007
DATE: 03/04/2007 21:27:14
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Welcome Babies,
Gents and Ladies
to another 8 + hours
of televised psychosis
Thought,
written,
typed,
built,
cut,
revised,
approved,
recorded,
delivered,
ingested,
beamed á,
beamed â,
and cabled into your
hungry eyes.
New tonight:
[watching starts now]
=====
SATURDAY
BLOOD +
Vampires
Killing
Government Conspiracies
Short Skirts
War
Death
Arias
Science
Swords
Mice
Soldiers
Shorter Skirts
Exotic Haircuts
Nosy Reporters
Yakuza Dads
Secret Organizations
Senseless Violence
Betrayal
and Twiiiiiins.
You know, anime stuff.
Premieres this Saturday
@ 12:30am
[watch]
=====
Dear Adult Swim
are any of these toonami shows good
and what are they about?
Astro Boy, BoBoBo-Bo-Bo-BoBo, Mobile Suit Gundam,
Gundam 0080, gundam Wing, Gundam SEED,
G Gundam, 08th MS Team, .hack//sign, hamtaro,
He-Man, Jonny Quest, Rurouni Kenshin, Outlaw Star,
Rave Master, Reboot, Ronin Warriors, Robotech,
Sailor Moon, Thundercats, Tenchi Muyo!,
Transformers Armada, Transformers Energon,
Transformers Cybertron, Wulin Warriors,
Blue Submarine No. 6
[Garette_True]
Dude - you're on the internet.
Use it!
[adult swim]
=====
This is a beat from El-P
called "Flyentology"
If you like it, go to
our webtastic stinkotomy
and check out the video
we made for it.
And buy his record
on March 20th
He actually deserves
your money.
[adult swim]
=====
Next week on an
all new Family Guy
Family Guy
Ep. 506 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Fat Man takes Angry Baby to play hit the ball grandpa with
Statutory Rape, Officer Handicap Chariot, and Only Black Character.
But Angry Baby gets Rolo Tony Brown town, and Fat Man gets in
problem with Chesty McBreasty. Angry Baby embraces his new look,
but sadly his George Hamilton lifestyle leads to dying.
Also Fat Man 2: Son of Fat Man is get intimidate. Fat Man face
intimidates only to become intimidates. This is bad time and
Fat Man do solicit a lot of bad time. But Fat Man gets epiphany in very
significant and concerning manner.
[adult swim]
=====
Development notes for the
2008 Academy Awards
- If at all possible, don't have them
- Get the hell on with it
- Less Square White Band - more Three Six Mafia
- Catapult winners on and off stage
- Seriously, just don't have them
These are just notes, so,
you know, follow them.
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim
If Williams Street was like Wall Street
and all of Adult Swims shows were Stocks,
Which shows do you think
would be the most profitable?
[Metal-Helion]
Off the top of our heads
we'd say these:
[adult swim]
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Family Guy - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
NEW Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Chunky
NEW Saul of the Mole Men - Work the Sack
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim
What is Adult Swim doin for SXSW this year?
How does one go about
attending the AS SXSW soiree?
[HorSemAn4]
By not calling it a soiree
You are now
BANNED
from all our Texas Fun.
=====
New on our winnernet
Definitive Jux
and Williams St. present
Definitive Swim
10 free bits of ear candy
Just waiting to be
downloaded and set to loop.
Do it.
[adultswim.com]
=====
One of our theater posters
for the ATHF Colon Movie
sold on Ebay for
$280 American dollars.
We don't know how
the guy got it
but he lives in New Jersey
which is oddly appropriate.
[adult swim]
=====
Theories behind the
Sunday Schedule change:
Bad theory.
Front car
110 m.p.h.
Hands in the air
[adult swim]
=====
=====
We would like to salute
President Andrew Jackson
who on this week in 1829
held a party at the White House
that included quote:
"washtubs full of whiskey and juice
on the White House lawn"
Now that's a misuse of funds
we could really get behind
=====
Dear Adult Swim
Sup Champs,
[jPipes]
Sup.
Hurry up and makify sum o dat
new talking calamari cartoons.
I needs my fix. Cain't be stracted
whilst I'm takin my sips.
[jPipes]
Don't want to harsh
your sips, cuz.
We'll get to makifying 'tirectly.
[adult swim]
=====
Events we could warn the
good people of 437 B.C. about:
In the future of 1861
of 146 years ago today
a great man you don't know
will be inaugurated
to lead an underachieving country
that does not yet exist.
Please tell him not to go to the movies
that won't have been invented
but if he does to wear a helmet
instead of that stove pipe hat.
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
I have an idea for a show
It's about a blind pimp
who always misses
when he tries to smack his girls
and other humorous
situations like that.
God that's terrible.
[dethalias]
You're right.
We'll give you 20 episodes.
[adult swim]
=====
Attention Anime Fans
[and Japan]
*Yes, robots have souls - See Bladerunner 1982
*Yes, we're sorry we bombed you
*Yes, short skirts and underpants are titilating
but only on actual women
Let's move on please.
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Bleach - 410,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 2/24/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Bleach | 317,000 |
| Futurama | 301,000 |
| Eureka Seven | 231,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 1,063,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 2/25/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Family Guy [11:00pm] | 1,082,000 |
| Smoking Gun | 553,000 |
| Family Guy [3:00am] | 516,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, February 25th, 2007
DATE: 02/25/2007 23:02:27
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Hey, it's us.
Is your baby awake?
How about now?
Tell baby we have
hot new shows.
Wake up for new shows baby!
[adult swim]
=====
Dear author of the NY Times
article about the decline of MTV,
How about
mentioning the fact
that they keep running
the same damn show
[like us with Family Guy]
Who gives five fuckshhhh
about Iguana Beach?
And VH1 you're next with your 24/7
Flava Flav spinoff rerun having ass
[adult swim]
=====
Upcoming games
on AdultSwim.Com
Five Minutes to Kill Yourself
[march]
Orphan Feast
[april]
Bible Fight
[may]
No seriously
those are the titles
[adult swim]
=====
[please standby]
The first TV license
in the United States
was issued on this date
79 years ago.
Those gentlemen had no idea
they were setting in motion
the broadcasting medium
we now assault you with.
Those guys probably wish
they had that one back.
Good thing they're all dead.
[adult swim]
=====
Aqua
Teen
Hunger
Force
Colon
Movie
Film
For
Theaters 04.13.07
=====
Chris from Athens, GA
sent us this:
Get em while they're young
[adult swim]
=====
Twenty seven years ago this week
we smoked the Russians
Miracle On Ice
Four years later
we smoked them again
in Operation Red Dawn
with General Patrick Swayze.
Where's the movie for
that epic victory?
Come on Disney,
get 'er done!
=====
We're still warm thinking
about Operation Red Dawn
and we've come up with
a new slogan:
WWGPSD
What Would
General Patrick Swayze Do?
He'd tell you
"Suck dickhhh russki"
Then he'd pump you
full of lead
[wolverines!]
=====
Robert Adler, the co-inventer
of the first TV remote control
passed away recently
at the age of 93.
Let's have a moment
of silence in his honor.
MUTE
Here's Family Guy
[adult swim]
=====
Know what
we just realized?
We're in bed with
some of you right now
Can you feel us ladies?
Okay not to be all
Tim Hardaway about it
but you dudes
are gonna have to leave
And take your
penises with you.
[adult swim]
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Family Guy - Peter's Two Dads
NEW Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Salame
NEW Saul of the Mole Men - Fun King Johnny
[adult swim]
=====
Internet Viewings Alert
Tim and Eric will perform love
and live on our webcam
This Wednesday, March 1st
from The Earl in Atlanta, GA
Send your questions to our
message boards
The top three will be asked
live on the broadband
[www.adultswim.com]
=====
2/26 New York - The Knitting Factory
2/27 Philadelphia - Franklin Institute
2/28 Chapel Hill - Local 506
3/1 Atlanta - The Earl
3/3 Seattle - Crocodile Cafe
3/4 Portland - Someday Lounge
3/5 San Francisco - Rickshaw Stop
3/6 Los Angeles - Echo
[adult swim]
=====
No more live action
No more animation
[you heard us]
From here on out
we're doing novels
short stories, scripts, perhaps
even iambic pentameter
All in fifteen minute chunks
of white text on black.
Maybe with music
Maybe without
[here's saul]
=====
This week's
BAD MOVIE
brought to you by Anime*
Calling someone and
leaving a message
then accidentally not
hanging up while you go on
to say some things
you didn't want overheard
much less recorded on
that person's Audix.
Next week's
BAD MOVIE
Calling that guy out
on National Television
=====
Hey SuperDeluxe!
You are SuperWelcome
for all these SuperFree ads
we've been
SuperRunning
all SuperFuckinghhhhhh week!
Now where are the steaks, honey?
We SuperCan't find them.
[secret weapon]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Futurama - 482,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 2/17/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Bleach | 410,000 |
| Futurama | 393,000 |
| Trinity Blood | 363,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 966,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 2/18/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Family Guy | 1,063,000 |
| Futurama | 699,000 |
| Aqua Teen | 599,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim] -----
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, February 18, 2007
DATE: 02/19/2007 14:25:50
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Welcome to your
Sunday Media Biscuit
Our offering tonight is
so magnificent
you should unscrew the cable
from your set top box
then jam it in your mouth
to suck down the awesome
New Fam Gam @ 11
Tim n' Eric @ 11:45
Saul n' Moles @ 12:00
Yummah!
[adult swim]
=====
=====
[viewer bumps]
=====
Spring made us a
surprise visit last week
hung around
for a couple of days
then abruptly left town
without saying goodbye
Just like Dad.
[adult swim]
=====
This Just In:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Movie Film For Theaters
will now premiere on
Friday the 13th of April
Too much competition
on the original date
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Movie Film For Theaters
Rated R
04.13.07
[adult swim]
=====
To all of you kids
that are :( in the face
over our best new buddy
Live Action
Here are some shots
of our new pilot
[enjoy]
=====
The sun never rises on
The Adult Swim Empire
Check It:
Need some help in
Africa and Asia
[adult swim]
=====
[viewer bumps]
=====
Next week on an
all new Family Guy
Family Guy
Ep. 504 - Road to Rupert
Talking dog sells Pretend Friend at the family trash sale. Talking Dog
and Angry Baby take a road trip to get Pretend Friend back. Naturally
there are songs.
Meanwhile Fat Man has crazy death time in front of his house, so a
man with a hammer and a black maternity dress sends Officer
Handicap Charioteer to take away Fat Man's drive time picture card.
Chesty Mcbreasty decides Dog Face can drive Fat Man instead.
This bad, bu later, unbad. Later Fat Man and DogFace get all
Hallmark Movie Channel on each other.
=====
[viewer bumps]
=====
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Movie Film For Theaters
Rated R For:
| Restricted | Revolutionary |
| Ridiculous | Rubbing |
| Revolting | Rabid |
| Redemption | Regret |
| Rugged | Rickety |
| Rainbows | Rock and Roll |
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Movie Film For Theaters
Rated R
04.13.07
[adult swim]
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Family Guy - Road to Rupert
NEW Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! - Cats
NEW Saul of the Mole Men - The Finger of Fate or the Fateful Finger
[adult swim]
=====
This week on
Adult Swim Dot Communism
Trinity Blood DVD-Like Thing
Streaming episodes
complete with: | ~audio/video commentaries
~character artwork
~script samples
~background info
~filmographies
~voice over recordings |
And it looks damn good
considering it's from us
[adult swim]
=====
[viewer bumps]
=====
A new study shows that
afternoon naps
can reduce the risk
of heart related death
by 36% among
non-working men
and 64% among
men who work
so see it's not
napping on the job
It's for your health.
[adult swim]
=====
[viewer bumps]
=====
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Movie Film For Theaters
Rated R For:
| Restricted | Revolutionary |
| Ridiculous | Rubbing |
| Revolting | Rabid |
| Redemption | Regret |
| Rugged | Rickety |
| Rainbows | Rock and Roll |
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Movie Film For Theaters
Rated R
04.13.07
[adult swim]
=====
Attention 15 year olds
and maladjusted action fanz
The worst kept secret
in America
Blood+
is premiering March 10th
but you won't watch it
so we'll just pull it
the week after
Feel free to start
crying about that now
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Futurama - 390,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 2/10/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Futurama [11:00pm] | 482,000 |
| Futurama [2:00am] | 335,000 |
| Trinity Blood | 312,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 1,526,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 2/11/2007
[Viewers 18-34]
| Family Guy | 966,000 |
| Robot Chicken | 636,000 |
| Smoking Gun | 623,000 |
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim] -----
COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 02/23/2007 12:53:00
Credits: comedyswimfan089 for the images. =)
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, February 11, 2007
DATE: 02/12/2007 10:06:02
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Hello American America
Two new shows
for you tonight
Tim and Eric
Awesome Show, Great Job!
[11:45pm]
Saul of the Mole Men
[12:00am]
Lay off the Haterade
and watch the shows first
[adult swim]
=====
This media joy has been uplinked
to massive satellites
bounced off and strategically
sent back down to Earth
where Cable Goblins
capture the fun beam
and evenly distribute it
all over North America
That's an assload of technology
to deliver up our cobbled ruckus
[adult swim]
=====
Hey Sexies
with your
Mmmmm
Right there
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
Do you guys have business cards?
I wonder what one might look like.
[viperxmns]
Might look like those.
[adult swim]
=====
We would like to
remind you
that we suck.
Get over it,
because we sure have.
Hey, but you know what
doesn't suck?
Little babies and our
two new premieres.
Tim and Eric
Awesome Show, Great Job!
[11:45pm]
Saul of the Mole Men
[12:00am]
You bring the babies.
=====
Are you looking for
something meaningful?
Then do not go here
www.superdeluxe.com
Hands of God and
Y'all So Stupid
That's what we recommend
[adult swim]
=====
Last week we found out Adult Swim
is going to air in Russia
This week we found we're also
going to air in Spain
This bitch is going worldwide
and it daunts our faces off
Who knew our little Clownshow 4000
would get this big?
We know it
You know it
Moltar know it
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
Where is that map to
the Adult Swim Warehouse?
I still need my Space Ghost vol 4 DVD
[Ronin356]
Here you go:
[adult swim]
=====
Next week on an
all new Family Guy
Family Guy
Ep. 503 - Barely Legal
Talking Dog reluctantly agrees to take Dogface to the school dance
but after a night of delicious boozes, he accidentally puts his tonguehhh
in her mouthhhh. Dogface is thrilled and falls madly in love with
Talking Dog. Talking Dog tells Dogface that it was a mistake and
they should just stay friends, but Dogface says, "I can't go for that,
noo o o nooooooo, no can do.: Also featuring Fat Guy.
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
Back in January I heard that
there were supposed to be
webisodes of 12 oz. Mouse
online sometime in February.
I guess what I'm saying is...
I'd like to see some more Mouse.
[macrox5]
Haven't had enough whiskey
to plot our internet scenarios.
Besides, it isn't even
Januaryy yet.
[adult swim]
=====
In light of last weeks
Family Guy Marathon numbers
[see "Numbers Game II" @ 12:30]
Adult Swim will
now be known as
FNN - The Family Guy Network
You watch. We bank.
From the world's source
of fresh water hams.
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Friends
NEW Saul of the Mole Men - Blood Is Thicker Than Walter
[adult swim]
=====
Science people said last week
that the Vikings used
special crystals called "sunstones"
to find the sun and navigate
even in foggy or cloudy conditions
Bullshithhh Magic the Gatherings
if you ask us
We prefer to think of our Vikings
happily raping and pillaging
not wizarding and sciencing
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
Live action? .....
.....I hate you so much.
[XL_alternate]
Then you're going to love
what's coming up next!
Choke on it!
[adult swim]
=====
Eric: Tim.
Tim: What?
Eric: Are you excited?
Tim: Yeah, but I'm a
little nervous too.
Eric: Trust me. I get it.
Tim: Cool.
Tim: Good luck tonight.
Eric: Yeah, you too.
Eric: Wait, Tim...
Tim: What?
Eric: Great job.
[adult swim]
=====
Damn that was good
More Awesome Job
next week
Hey LA
Y'all gettin it done
and whatnot?
Cuz Saul in 4:23
You bout to find out
[adult swim]
=====
We asked the Saul crew
for an intro bump.
This is what they sent:
"Welcome to the Center of the Earth"
[adult swim]
=====
That's the first episode of
Saul of the Mole Men
But that's not
the pilot episode
You can scope the pilot by
typing this into your web box:
www.adultswim/saulpilot
It's like DVD extras
without the DVD
[adult swim]
=====
Best Novel In Recent History
The Road
by Cormac McCarthy
Go read it and then
try to disagree
and even if you do
you'll be so totally wrong
So there it is.
[adult swim]
=====
Global Warming is real?
We say tell that to the kids
in the Midwest and New York
who spent the better part
of last week
thawing their sex pieces
out with hair dryers
Science is for clowns.
But seriously it's real
and we're gonna die
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Futurama - 531,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 2/3/07
[Viewers 18-34]
Futurama. . . . . . . 390,000
Trinity Blood. . . . .323,000
Bleach. . . . . . . . . .299,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 864,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 2/4/07
[Viewers 18-34]
Family Guy [11:30p]. . . .1,526,000
Family Guy [12:00a]. . . .1,321,000
Family Guy [11:00p]. . . .1,280,000
Thanks Seth.
[adult swim]
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 02/13/2007 22:18:04
Credits comedyswimfan089 once again for the screen shots. =)
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Week of 02/05/2007
DATE: 02/07/2007 08:16:18
STATUS: publish
BODY:
David Lynch had a new dream
He turned the new dream
into a new film
Inland Empire opens this Friday
at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta
If you're in Atlanta
this Friday you should see it.
If you aren't in Atlanta
you ought to come.
[adult swim]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, February 04, 2007
DATE: 02/05/2007 10:52:47
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Hey babies
8 straight hours
of Family Guy ahead
If that isn't
happy making
your head
is super broken
[adult swim]
=====
What you should read while waiting
in line for the next Harry Potter book
~The Road - Cormac McCarthy
~Life of Pi - Yann Martel
~A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
~Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
~Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
[adult swim]
=====
=====
Punkass Punxsutawney Phil
failed to find
his shadow Friday
So spring is coming early
And so is sunshine and warm
and flowers and babies
So what if it's a rat
We'll take our false hope
however we can get it
[adult swim]
=====
Attention Mac users
You are no longer
second class citizens
The Fix has been fixed
to play nice with your browsers
Watch shows and clips for free
just like the Windoze kids
And there was much rejoicing.
[www.adultswim.com]
=====
www.kingcolon.com
Try it.
[adult swim]
=====
This week Nielsen ratings
include college viewers
for the first time.
We're interested in
seeing the numbers.
More eyes = More money
More money = New shows
New shows = Happy viewers
[adult swim]
=====
Just got off the phone
with Russia
Guess where Adult Swim
is airing next comrades?
They only have old school
Soviet cartoon tricks
so we're going to
hook them up.
One country at a time
the revolution advances
You're next China
[adult swim]
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job
NEW Saul of the Mole Men
[adult swim]
=====
Welcome to the funkiest
part of your night
This is Clifford Nyren,
from Chrome Children 2
A FREE 16 song album
you can download
along with this album cover
from adultswim.com
[adult swim]
=====
The Flu fairy came by
and sexed us up
good last week
Just showed up out of nowhere
and rubbed his junk
all on our faces
The the Strep Bunny
left come funk in our throat
Rugged
[adult swim]
=====
New Family Guy
is coming
starting Sunday, Feb. 18th
Six new episodes go
all the way thru March
As always, we'll stick it
in the middle of the schedule
and use it to make you
watch Smoking Gun
[adult swim]
=====
This is Soul Traveling
by Gary Wilson
another of 16 free tracks
from Chrome Children 2
Go get it from
your buddy The Internet
You know he's your boy
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Futurama - 459,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 1/27/07
[Viewers 18-34]
Futurama. . . . . . . . 531,000
Trinity Blood. . . . . 341,000
Bleach. . . . . . . . . . 320,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
Congratulations to
the Superbowl Champions
of 1984
the San Francisco 49ers
We make bumps
on Friday
Game's played on Sunday
Do the math
[adult swim]
=====
Our preferred
winter weather forecast
Snowed in work week
Sunshine weekend
Somebody get NASA
on this ASAP
[adult swim]
=====
Hey anime fanboys
solve for X
Oceans 11 + Jerry Lewis = X
X = Lupin III
Sexy sexy @ 1:30 AM
right after the Champloo
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 808,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 1/28/07
[Viewers 18-34]
Family Guy. . . . . . . . .827,000
Smoking Gun. . . . . . .597,000
Moral Orel. . . . . . . . . 475,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
-----
COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 02/05/2007 21:05:29
comedswimfan089 gets more props for these images. I am in his debt.
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: "I hope you can see this.." [adult swim] Bump *special*
DATE: 01/31/2007 22:56:25
STATUS: publish
BODY:
The sentiment in the above image, in no way, reflects any opinions of [adult swim] or Turner Broadcasting.We apologize to the citizens of Boston that
part of a marketing campaign was mistaken
for a public danger.
We appreciate the gravity of this situation and,
like any responsible company would, are putting
all necessary resources towards understanding
the facts surrounding it as quickly as possible.
As soon as we realized that an element of the
campaign was being mistaken for something
potentially dangerous, appropriate law enforcement
officials were notified and through Federal law
enforcement channels, we identified the specific
locations of the advertisements in all ten cities in
which they are posted.
We also directed the third-party marketing firm
who posted the advertisements to take them
down immediately.
We appreciate the commitment demonstrated
by the Boston Police Department and other law
enforcement agencies, as well as the
Massachusetts Governor's Office, and deeply
regret the hardships experienced as a result
of this incident.[adult swim]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Week of 01/28/2007
DATE: 01/30/2007 05:15:03
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Adult Swim Secret Plan:
Make as much crap content
as possible
then jam it on the internet
for the Dot Com
Boom.2.0.com.splosions
[adultswim.com]
=====
Mmmmm
Listen to that
That's Percee P and Koushik
It's call Reverse Part Two
and it's from a 16 song FREE album
called Chrome Children Part 2
Go to .com and follow
the banners for FREE goodness
Then go buy the original
[adult swim]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, January 28, 2007
DATE: 01/28/2007 21:54:42
STATUS: publish
BODY:
2 weeks from 2night
2 New Premieres
Saul of the Mole Men
Tim and Eric
Awesome Show Great Job
Who said we couldn't
put good live action on?
Oh right, y'all did.
Shows what you know.
=====
Last week
we pimped out a website
www.superdeluxe.com
This week we're
pimping out a website
www.superdeluxe.com
You clicking = Us not pimping
[adult swim]
=====
We're trying
to switch to H Dizz
[that's High Definition technotards]
Now idea why
this block needs it
But it's happening anyway
So look for our lo-fi shenans
on a widescreen
that costs more
than the show's budget
=====
If the internet
is really the future
of American television
then we're about
one minute away
from moving to Spain
Adios Hoebags
[adult swim]
=====
This message
is brought to you by
We finally located
the 4th season of Space Ghost
it's been sitting in a warehouse
since last summer
while people quit/bickered
over how to sell it
We'll have a map
of the location next week
Just break in
and take what you need
[adult swim]
=====
Our Happiest Memories
Part 1
The time you came over
and fuckhhhed us
and then you left.
This happiest memory
brought to you by Robot Chicken
[adult swim]
=====
Hey IFC
Props on your
uncensored anime
We're glad to see someone
running Basilisk uncut
We like you guys
Why don't you
come on over and fuckhhh us
and then leave.
[adult swim]
=====
Our Happiest Memories
Part 2
Watching you
and your new boyfriend
move your shithhh out of
the house we shared.
This happiest memory brought
to you by Family Guy
[adult swim]
=====
Family Guy marathon
next week
February 4th
Super Bowl done day Sunday
You'll be on the
couch all day
No need to kill that vibe
[adult swim]
=====
The story of
Upfront Napkin
Every spring networks give
giant presentations to advertisers
Here's ours:
[adult swim]
=====
This chart attempts
to bum us out
Show some hustle
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
Austin TX:
Is it too soon for SXSW Party talk?
[DonkeyB0ng]
Yes.
[adult swim]
=====
You saw our secret plan
What's yours?
Write to:
Invisible Department of Secret Plans
c/o Outer Space Division
attn: Bitter Bastards
1050 Techwood Drive
Atlanta, Ga. 30309
[adult swim]
=====
If you fail the first time,
try try try try try try try again.
-Peter O'Toole
on his recent Oscar nomination
Guess we feel the same way
about marathons
Family Guy Marathon
Next Sunday
after Big Sweaty Men Show XLI
=====
Speaking of dead people
We thought we heard
James Brown can't be buried
because a relative
snatched his body
Did that happen?
This just in:
Yes it did.
[adult swim]
=====
Last new Morel Oral
is right now
We have to tell you
things like this
because you have no idea
what's going on
because we never
tell you what's going on
You don't even know when
we're airing new episodes
That's so sad
[adult swim]
=====
Hey thanks to all of you
who visited our internet
in December
We broke a million unique visitors
for the first time
Us - 1.1 million
Google - 107 million
Clearly we have
a ways to go
Won't you please help?
[adult swim]
=====
Still no leaves on trees
Still no blue sky
:(
We're bummed
Because it reminds us
that people keep dying
And we still can't smoke
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Futurama - 459,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 1/20/07
[Viewers 18-34]
Futurama. . . . . . . .473,000
Trinity Blood. . . . . 394,000
Bleach. . . . . . . . . .345,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
Our happiest attributes:
control freak
passive aggressive
asshhhole
bitter
neurotic
eccentric
obsessed
self-absorbed
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 808,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 1/21/07
[Viewers 18-34]
Family Guy. . . . . . .864,000
Aqua Teen. . . . . . . 566,000
Robot Chicken. . . . 538,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
-----
COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 01/29/2007 14:37:42
Credit to comedyswimfan089 for the images. =)
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, January 21, 2007
DATE: 01/21/2007 22:20:11
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Best thing about this
We've got the wheel
You go get drunk
Try not to puke
Keep your paws
off the internet
[adult swim]
=====
Hey go here:
www.superdeluxe.com
Do this:
all up on it
Hint: Neeley
[adult swim]
=====
=====
We just remembered
We're putting out a movie
It's about a cartoon
or something
We forget the name
Please go see it
We think March 23rd
[adult swim]
=====
Projections for Audience Makeup
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon In The Movies Colon
[adult swim]
=====
The World of Warcraft expansion came out last
week. We're really looking forward to Sean talking
for the next two fuckinghhhhh years about how he and
thirty other humps spents three hours using magic
to overcome some mythical vagina.
Chapter One
Overcoming Your Mythical Vagina
[adult swim]
=====
Schedule shuffle taking effect
Kim is freaking out
and sending us new schedules
all the damn time
When all we really
wanna know is
who's that hot asian chick
that lives upstairs
Mmmm.
[adult swim]
=====
On this day in history:
King Louis XVI
opens first Cuban restuarant
Lenin shoots
He scores!
Lenin dies
:(
so sad
[adult swim]
=====
Also on this gay in history:
De Mille dies, rises 3 days later,
"Dude where's my pizza?"
National Board of Review say,
"No nekeds. Dude that's fuckhh ed up."
Jimmy Carter creates
Where's My Pardon, Partner
for television.
[internet traffic surges]
[adult swim]
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Moral Orel - Praying
[adult swim]
=====
=====
in March
Well how about that
[adult swim]
=====
Last week a group of
science people
moved the Doomsday Clock
ahead from 11:53 to 11:55
Giving us just five minutes before
we nuke or pollute ourselves
into extinction
Hey Mars!
[adult swim]
=====
Attention Captain Midnight
Please come hack
our internet
and then fix it
You're our only hope
[adult swim]
Seriously.
[adult swim]
=====
Hey how you doing?
we don't care
Aww baby we're sorry
We didn't mean anything
Now how about
a sandwich
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Bleach - 408,000
Highest Rate Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 1/13/07
[Viewers 18-34]
Futurama [11:00pm]. . . . . 459,000
Trinity Blood. . . . . . . . . 373,000
Futurama [2:00am]. . . . . .367,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
=====
We heard about the Chinese
successfully testing that missile
that can take down satellites
Luckily in the 80's
we built this super sweet system
of lasers and spaceships and jedis that
Oh wait right
Continue
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 730,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 1/14/07
[Viewers 18-34]
Family Guy. . . . . . .808,000
Robot Chicken. . . . 564,000
Aqua Teen. . . . . . .475,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 01/21/2007 22:23:31
Images courtesy of comedyswimfan089. Thanks, CSF. You are a sweetheart.
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Week of 01/14/2007
DATE: 01/18/2007 07:01:56
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Congratulations and thanks
to THE Ohio State
University Buckeyes
for setting the bar so high
on the definition
of overrated
Go Bucks!
[adult swim]
=====
Psst Hey Metalocopeople
Brendon Small is going to be
writing his name on stuff
at the NAMM
show/convention deal
Here are the details:
NAMM show
January 18-21
Anaheim Convention Center
Brendon Small signing
3:30pm on Saturday, Jan. 20th
at the Gibson booth
[adult swim]
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, January 14, 2007
DATE: 01/15/2007 17:43:52
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Hello, we are Adult Swim
Junk mail on your
cookie mountain!
We have an offer
from Nigeria:
ENLARGE
FOR
FUTURAMM!!!
NOW
[adult swim]
=====
We are proud to announce our new
Adult Swim Systems Phone
[assPhone]
Weighs 6 ½ lbs
Rotary Dial
Semi-portable
Comes with free Grandma
and Recessed Alcove
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
A recent bump lists "Top Secret Project"
in the Spring lineup.
Real show
or is AS yanking our chains?
[sleepyirv]
its the third season of OzMo.
[SickAndWretched]
new eps. of lupin 3rd!!!
[trogov]
No this is something
that's actually happening
=====
Iwao Takamoto
[1925 - 2007]
=====
Aqua Teen Movie Promotion
We're talking about
how to do it
We have no idea
how to do it
If you have any ideas
run over to our
www.computerchatboard
and spell it all out for us
[adult swim]
=====
Grey is going hella fast
www.stonesthrow.com
[adult swim]
=====
We conducted a focus group
to determine our "brand health"
$20,000 later
we got these questions:
Do you validate parking?
When do we get paid?
Are there more sandwiches?
Why aren't there more dragons?
[oh wait that was us]
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
when the crap are you guys gonna get
some beavis and butthead playing.
[iitchallday]
[adult swim]
=====
According to
Fortune Magazine
Google is the best of the
100 Best Companies to Work For
Offering benefits
like pools and massages,
laundry, dry cleaning,
and free food.
Time Warner on the other hand
failed to even make the list
Just sayin'
[adult swim]
=====
Hello again
We give up.
[we give up too.]
=====
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Moral Orel - Holy Visage
NEW Frisky Dingo - THIRTEEN
[adult swim]
=====
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance
and conscientious stupidity.
-Martin Luther King Jr.
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
If your man bathroom is covered
in pictures of women [some creepy]
how do you do the #2
when its necessary?
[Deeta_Ver2]
Got it covered.
[adult swim]
=====
Super Great News Everybody
New Adult Swim Fix Numbers
Uniques down 16%
Page Views down 26%
Video Plays down 45%
Thanks Assy
And Thank YOU
Internet
[adult swim]
=====
We interrupt ourselves to bring you
this new ideas in future tabs:
Next week
All shows 2 minutes
Two weeks after that:
Cockfights $2
If it fails, it's dead
[we'd watch that]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
A wall of weird lady paintings
all staring at you while you try to pee...
[katt_goddess]
Those "weird ladies"
are reminding us
to shake twice
and wash our hands.
Now get off
our stern moms.
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adul Swim:
Will you please
put Moral Oral on the Fix!
[RskimB]
Moral Orel is on the iTunes.
so you can just
go **bleep** yourself.
But Cockfights = $2
[adult swim]
=====
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Bleach - 380,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 1/6/07
[Viewers 18 - 34]
Bleach. . . . . . . . . . . .408,000
Eureka Seven. . . . . . 391,000
Futurama [2:00am]. . . . 376,000
Not bad for the
Devil's Graveyard
[adult swim]
=====
Dear Adult Swim:
Are there any new anime shows
coming out soon?
[BunnyBomber]
Mhm there are bunches of
animes coming out
in Japan
Fly there
=====
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Metalocalypse - 296,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 1/7/07
[Viewers 18 - 34]
Family Guy. . . . . . . . 730,000
Smoking Gun. . . . . . 473,000
Futurama. . . . . . . . . .461,000
These are pretty week too.
[adult swim]
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 01/17/2007 10:34:48
Thanks again to comedyswimfan089 for the images. :)
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: [adult swim] Bumps - Sunday, January 07, 2007
DATE: 01/08/2007 08:00:21
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Just kidding.
This here
is what's new tonight:
Assy Mcgee. . . . . 11:30pm
Moral Orel. . . . . 12:15am
Frisky Dingo. . . . 12:30am
See you in fifteen.
[adult swim]===========================
(Futurama begins)
===========================
===========================
(Futurama break) [out]
===========================
We just got the ratings
for the holiday marathons
No more holiday marathons.
Thanks a lot.
[adult swim]
===========================
(Futurama break) [in]
===========================
Dear Adult Swim:
The Most Overplayed
[adult swim] re-run
Family guy or Cowboy Bebop?
[Megaman_F]
Futurama
[GeorgeWBullsh_t]
Scooby Doo.
[adult swim]
===========================
(Futurama ends)
===========================
This is our
Men's Bathroom
These are the sexy ladies
in our Men's Bathroom
This is the new girl
[mmmmmmm]
===========================
Aqua Teen Movie Update
Movie: Done
Title: Retarded
Trailer: Don't even ask
Release Date: John 3-16
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Colon Movie Film For Theaters
Go to your Bible
[adult swim]
===========================
(Aqua Teen Hunger Force begins)
===========================
===========================
(Aqua Teen Hunger Force ends)
===========================
Dear Adult Swim:
Shred off: Maiellaro v. Small
Brendon Small represented by his work
in Home Movie, Metalocalypse, etc.
Matt Maiellaro represented by
12 oz. Mouse, ATHF, extraneous.
Two men enter,
one man leaves...
I'm having trouble deciding.
[ironyengine]
[adult swim]
==========================
Dear Adult Swim:
I think we should compromise.
Adult Swim needs to stop
making these unpleasent choices
start listening to the fans
and treat us right.
But in return,
we need to stop complaining.
[dudeco]
[you're gay]
===========================
(Squidbillies begins)
===========================
===========================
(Squidbillies ends)
===========================
Dear Adult Swim:
I have an idea for a compromise.
How about Adult Swim
gives us lots to watch,
an online version of the shows,
and a message board
to talk about whatever,
and in return we buy their stuff
and give them good ratings
so they can send us more shows.
[ADD]
[also gay]
===========================
New in 2007
SPRING
* Family Guy
* Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job
* Saul of the Mole Men
* Top Secret Project
SUMMER
* Assy Mcgee
* Aqua Teen Hunger Force
* Frisky Dingo
* Moral Orel
* The Boondocks
FALL
* Metalocalypse
* Squidbillies
* Robot Chicken
WINTER
* Venture Bros.
And anime for all seasons
[adult swim]
===========================
(Family Guy begins)
===========================
===========================
(Family Guy break) [out]
===========================
Tonight on Assy Mcgee
(sound bytes from the show)
[adult swim]
===========================
(Family Guy break) [in]
===========================
Motto's for '07
[adult swim]
Let the whore fest continue
[adult swim]
People will watch anything
[adult swim]
Snappypoopoo Judy Boy Judy Boy
[adult swim]
===========================
(Family Guy ends)
===========================
Next Sunday
on [adult swim]
NEW Moral Orel "The Lord's Prayer"
NEW Frisky Dingo "TWELVE"
[adult swim]
============================
Congratulations
Notre Dame
on their 9th
consecutive bowl loss
Good Hustle
Go Irish
[adult swim]
===========================
(Assy McGee begins)
===========================
===========================
(Assy McGee ends)
===========================
===========================
Wanna see the Venture Bros.
Season 2 DVD art?
DISC 01
DISC 02
===========================
(Robot Chicken begins)
===========================
===========================
(Robot Chicken ends)
===========================
adultswim.com
Fix premieres
ASSY MCGEE "Conviction"
FRISKY DINGO "ELEVEN"
playing now
only at adultswim.com
==========================
You know some
14 yr old British kid
just sailed across the Atlantic
single-handed
What the ---- have you done?
Actually,
what the ---- has he done?
Nevermind
Just go shop and eat more
[adult swim]
===========================
(The Smoking Gun begins)
===========================
===========================
(The Smoking Gun ends)
===========================
Our New Year's Resolutions
Duke - Stop smoking
Mike - Start smoking again
Nick D. - Become obese
Thom - Not drink any more, not drink any less
Michael - Vice containment
Matt H. - No
[adult swim]
===========================
We asked Pete Smith,
our Brak producer,
when the new web-Brak
would be ready.
Pete: We're recording
some guys on Tuesday.
Then we'll edit those guys
to pictures.
So Tuesday.
There you have it.
New Brak
Tuesday 2007
[adult swim]
===========================
(Moral Orel begins)
===========================
===========================
(Moral Orel ends)
===========================
We asked Matt Harrigan,
our Perfect Hair producer,
when a new Perfect Hair
might be web ready.
Matt: Some dudes were working
on Dave's computer with a flashlight
but it will be done by the end of
the day today which was last thursday.
There you have it.
New PHF
Last Thursday 2007
[adult swim]
============================
Our New Year's Resolutions
Kim - No
Nick I. - No
Jennifer - Yeah but I'm not telling you
Matt M. - Get fatter
Ollie - Take pictures and actually print them out
Drew - I would like to ... no I really don't
[adult swim]
===========================
(Frisky Dingo begins)
===========================
===========================
(Frisky Dingo ends)
===========================
Numbers Game
Part I
Previous winner:
Inuyasha Movie 4 - 366,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Saturday 12/30/06
[Viewers 18-34]
Bleach [1:00am]. . . . . 380,000
Bleach [12:30am]. . . . 340,000
Bleach [1:30am]. . . . . 331,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
============================
Dear Adult Swim:
Where's my Space Ghost vol. 4 DVD?
I've been waiting for months.
[Ronin356]
They're printed
and sitting in a warehouse
Erik?
[adult swim]
=========================
(12 Oz. Mouse begins)
=========================
=========================
(12 Oz. Mouse ends)
=========================
Numbers Game
Part II
Previous winner:
Family Guy - 714,000
Highest Rated Adult Swim
Programs Sunday 12/31/06
[Viewers 18-34]
Metal [1:30am]. . . . . 296,000
Metal [1:45am]. . . . . 256,000
Metal [2:15am]. . . . . 243,000
Thanks for watching.
[adult swim]
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 01/08/2007 16:11:31
Special thanks goes to comedyswimfan089 for getting most of the images for me.
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: January 01, 2007
DATE: 01/01/2007 21:01:16
STATUS: publish
BODY:
For the week of December 18, they played a tribute to Joe Barbera throughout the weekdays. Most times, on the hour.
For the week of December 25, they continued their "Happy Holiday" bumps.
For Sunday, December 31, they showed still shots of cultures and satellites with "Metalocalypse", which was running a marathon throughout the night. Starting January 1st of the new year, they continued to play "Holiday" bumps, but with the greeting X-ed out.
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: December 18, 2006
DATE: 12/17/2006 22:45:26
STATUS: publish
BODY:
The only bumps tonight were the ratings bumps and festive "Happy Holidays" picture bumpers.
Happy Holidays
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AUTHOR: fancollective
TITLE: Entry for December 16, 2006
DATE: 12/15/2006 21:40:05
STATUS: publish
BODY:
Instead of doing this via the Fan Collective on Adult Swim's site (which is 18+), I have decided to post all bumps I can here. Where they can be viewed by even those that aren't eighteen or older. It also keeps me from having to post them on the boards as well. They will all be in one easily attainable place for all to read.
Blogs will be posted Mondays, after bump duty (until I quit doing bumps).
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